Unisex Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Tank Top dog lover Fleur Fatale dish towel

Fleur Fatale dish towel

this ironic shirt is the perfect way to let your misanthrope flag fly

Perhaps it's time to make some alien friends

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“I am not a science specimen

Unisex Trapped in an Abyss of Waking Nightmares Tank Top dog lover Fleur Fatale dish towelSteeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense. Shirt