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stuffy old puritans

place your order and in the notes section inform us to leave off Captain

The colors are red

This is definitely not a statement that would be used on the Enterprise

Whether you want it to mean Hello

Dammit Jim I'm A Doormat Not A Doctor Funny Welcome Door Mat insect stuffy old puritansNo bones about it. This is a doormat, not an engineer, not a doctor, just a doormat made to wipe dirt from your feet. Dirt you pick up from Rigel VII when you were hooking up with the ship's geologist. Your trek into the star system to a planet made of rock and dirt makes your shoes dirty. Small doormats are 18" x 30" Large doormats are 23. 5" x 35. 5" Care: Easy to keep clean, just vacuum or shake your rug out. The rubber backing will keep the

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