Fuck Up Winston Paint A Penis Approximately 7cm high by 3cm

Approximately 7cm high by 3cm wide

and guaranteed to make at least one person roll their eyes

and guaranteed to offend at least one boomer at brunch

or just telling guests to season their own damn food

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Fuck Up Winston Paint A Penis Approximately 7cm high by 3cmMaking a statement has never been this bloody easy. These bold as fuck acrylic earrings say exactly what half of Aotearoa is thinking, and they do it with sparkle. Each pair is laser cut, hand painted and assembled in Dannevirke, NZ, featuring chunky silver glitter studs and glossy black drops with crisp white lettering. Super lightweight, super dramatic, and guaranteed to start a conversation or spark an argument. Either way, youll look hot doing it.